Thursday, March 27, 2008

Amazing

I came across this marvel. (Picture on Right) And since I got the picture from flickr, I'm not too sure of the credibility of it.. But, pictures 4, 6 and 7 take my breath away.

It just CAN'T be real right?!!!

Also, there's this building in Dubai, the Shuffle Tower. It can change it's shape.

I'm still not sure to what extent it can change, and from the little I've read it only moves so that the views change. While I think the building is lacking aesthetically, imagine the possibilities! It's just mind-boggling. Built by James Law Cybertecture, it's supposed to be ready by 2009 and is an all-in-one from a mall at the base to offices in the middle and then residences at the top.

http://www.jameslawcybertecture.com/

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Madonna Gap/Parody

Watch the first one first. Super funny.. Or at least I think

Madonna Gap (Long Video)


Madonna,Britney Spears,Missy Elliott-PARODY

Friday, March 14, 2008

I wish that...

This one goes out to all the army guys out there...

We had commencement dinner today. Don't ask me why commencement dinner was four weeks into the school term.

So the dinner was alright, above average. I have had better food. But I suppose it was fun. Lol. After dinner and a few speeches, we had a bus chartered to town to Great Northern.

On the way, boys being boys, broke out in song:

I wish that all the ladies, were waves in the ocean.
And I was a surfer, I'd ride 'em with me motion.

Oh bub a rue bub, Oh bub a rue bub.

I wish that all the ladies, were bricks in a pile.
And I was a brickie, I'd lay them in style.

Oh bub a rue bub, Oh bub a rue bub.

I wish that all the ladies, were buns on a rack.
And I was a baker, I'd cream 'em in the crack.

Oh bub a rue bub, Oh bub a rue bub.

I wish that all the ladies, were statues Venus.
So that they'd have no arms, to push away me penis.

Oh bub a rue bub, Oh bub a rue bub.

The list can just go on... Just whatever rhymes. But it just reminds me of army days... completely senseless songs, but oh-so-fun.

Monday, March 3, 2008

You Tube rocks!

Volkswagen banned tv commercial Bollocks


Very creepy, disturbing children's cartoon, banned from TV

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Mardi Gras 08

The Mardi Gras was fantastic. Of course I think of all the people I’d like to spend it with (That’s you, the gang from tp_aj.. Of course the blondes as well, though Nadia, you wouldn’t want to be in a position of a “see-no-touch” right? ;D) The colours, the sights, the sounds, the smells (Yes the smells, the hotdogs being grilled, which I burned my tongue on, to the piss in the back alleys)

I was gonna stay over at Danny’s place (Danny is a guy I met on the plane on the way to Sydney! Haha… Well, he’s a student from Thailand and he’s got really cute dimples.) So, after meeting dad (who passed me my winter clothing) I went to Danny’s, which thankfully was walking distance away and left my stuff at his place. He went to run some errands and I eventually met up with his at Arq, a gay-only club.

Eventually later on in the night, Danny decided to party till a staggering 8am (he ended up reaching home at 10am) Of course I wasn’t going to party to that late, and I have no idea what I’d have done, until Steffen (the 5th I’ve know here) offered me his room for the night. He’s a student with Uni of Sydney and stays in the Jewish college. He isn’t Jewish but says he likes is because it has less people and isn’t as rowdy.

He pays a whopping $365 a week with all meals except Sat and Sun dinners provided for, and he’s allowed to bring in an additional bed, which is provided for, unless someone has already taken it which was so in my case. No problem, he pulled in the couch. Lol. So, thanks to him I didn’t freeze my ass off (it can get pretty cold at night) and had him as my guide since my map got lost in the throng of queer people in the parade.

Tips on how to survive the Mardi Gras:

1. Get a chair / something to stand on.
The crowd was insane. And unless you are very tall, or managed to secure a good location (like the bus stop or a balcony somewhere) you aren’t going to be able to see much. Some guys were selling chairs, for ten bucks, or milk crates, for five.

2. Where shoes.
The people start drinking early – like 5pm early. So you can imagine the amount of bottles piled up in the bins by say… 7pm. So, with no more bins left, bottles fall, break and then there’s the odd rouge that actually breaks their bottles, so there’s glass everywhere.

3. Don’t be “pai-seh”.
The makeshift toilets would have long lines and that’s where you’ll be glad you were a guy – back alleys are your best friends. Every guy was pissing in the back alleys – some even right next to the doors. Oooh! So you do see the odd girl who just can’t hold it anymore and decides to mark the road with her piss.

4. Plan your route.
It is madness, to try and get to the other side of the road. There is no way to cross to the other side during the parade. And I was supposed to meet Danny at Arq, a local club, and I thought it was on the other side. So, I was on the left side of Oxford St and walked all the way down all the way to the stadium – that’s a good 30 to 45 mins away. And when I eventually reached the right side, and walked about 30 mins down did I coincidentally bump into Benjamin (Who came down from Queensland) and he pointed out Arq, just across the street. I was so bummed. So, plan before you embark. (Yup, I’ve sealed my fate as a fantastic navigator)



Toga Party

Sneaky Sound System - UFO

Sneaky Sound System - Picture


Sneaky Sound System is pretty popular here… It’s at almost every club and dance party. Nice to dace to, esp if you get some of the remixed versions.

It was a good day.

Today was the Toga Pa
rty. It was something I was looking forward to, mainly because I haven’t heard of anything like it, unlike the back to school party.

Through this party, you get to see people who actually go out of their way to dress up for the party – The Australians know how to throw a party. The bulk of the day saw people sewing together their togas and accessorising them.

And, to top it all off, there was a guy who did a nudie run right around our blocks – twice. Haha. Now that was funny.