Friday, March 14, 2008

I wish that...

This one goes out to all the army guys out there...

We had commencement dinner today. Don't ask me why commencement dinner was four weeks into the school term.

So the dinner was alright, above average. I have had better food. But I suppose it was fun. Lol. After dinner and a few speeches, we had a bus chartered to town to Great Northern.

On the way, boys being boys, broke out in song:

I wish that all the ladies, were waves in the ocean.
And I was a surfer, I'd ride 'em with me motion.

Oh bub a rue bub, Oh bub a rue bub.

I wish that all the ladies, were bricks in a pile.
And I was a brickie, I'd lay them in style.

Oh bub a rue bub, Oh bub a rue bub.

I wish that all the ladies, were buns on a rack.
And I was a baker, I'd cream 'em in the crack.

Oh bub a rue bub, Oh bub a rue bub.

I wish that all the ladies, were statues Venus.
So that they'd have no arms, to push away me penis.

Oh bub a rue bub, Oh bub a rue bub.

The list can just go on... Just whatever rhymes. But it just reminds me of army days... completely senseless songs, but oh-so-fun.

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