Krung Thep Day 1 - Of ping-pong balls

Thursday, 3rd of January

She looked at us and pointed a finger at us. Like she was trying to get us to step up to her challenge. A slight thrust, and the ping-pong ball was propelled out of her nether regions towards us. Screaming and scuttling ensued as we tried to get away from the incoming.

Oh my gosh, Amir was right.. That does sound like a primary school composition.

We were at this club and I was not exactly having a good time. Except when I took up the bat and hit back the balls to the talented lady. *shudder

Before that we went to see the go-go boys. All I can say is that some of the boys were pretty well endowed! And yes, as Nadia says not good for the boys' egos.

Waking up was a bitch - Amir and I only slept about two plus and when darling Nadia called us when she was nearing the airport, we were still in bed! We touched down in Bangkok at about 9.30 in the morning. The temperature a surprising 21 degrees Celsius. The temperature, coupled with the hot sun and the breeze was a tropical delight.

D'Ma Pavilion Hotel was better than I had anticipated, but perhaps just a tad far away from the stations. But with the many tuk-tuks and cabbies around, it was no problem... And if you come to think about it, 200 baht is really just about nine bucks.

I decided to dedicate the first day to the more cultural activities so we could get down to the real holiday - the shopping! The first on the list was the Wat Phra Kaew & Grand Palace and then the Amulet Market which was just next to it. It was only that afternoon that we found out the Grand Palace was closed due to the passing of the Thai Princess and would remain closed till the 7th - a day after we left. So the next best alternative was the Wat Pho - the temple with the reclining Buddha.

I do have two regrets for not planning better though - 1) We didn't go for a massage at the Wat Pho which was the real thing as that is where they train in traditional Thai massage and 2) We didn't go to the Amulet Market and hop onto the Chao Phraya River.

We were pretty hungry by then, the only other meal that day being the Burger King breakfast at about 6am, having slept through most of the flight over.

We hailed a cab down to to Th Sukhumvit Soi 12, to much publicised Cabbages & Condoms, a restaurant which makes it their business to promote safe sex in the Sin City. The meal was better than average with the delightful Tom Yum Goong, which was perfect for me since I don't like mine overpoweringly spicy. Another superbly cooked dish was the steamed sea-bass. Perhaps it was the Canto boy in me.

And the coconuts! To die for, so refreshing, after that long trek through the temple in the Sun.

We met Dan and Rui that night since they touched down at about sevenish. They came over to our hotel to pick us up since they had a chauffeur. Though we got rammed from behind by a taxi just as we were leaving the hotel area onto Patpong, the heart of Sin City.

Bangkok's official name in Thai is a torturous mouthful - Krungthepmahanakhon Amornrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharat Ratchatthaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphiman Awatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit. Hence "Krung Thep" the shortened name.

My gosh. I think I pulled a muscle in my finger.